this webpage is dedicated to the one and only cupid hanzo aka hanzo shimada aka the god of love. if you dont like hanzo then LEAVE. cupid hanzo is the most gorgeous and beautiful man ever created, he is sensitive and helpful, and barely insults his little brother when trying to set up a date for him. he gives very good love advice and is here for all your dating needs and questions. cupid hanzo shimada changed the trajectory of the world when he was debuted in Loverwatch. oh how we all remember scrolling our timelines and retweeting art of him without realizing that his mysterious toga was parted to reveal a massive dong. the power of this dong was unmatched as many artists began to join in and were unable to help themselves from flashbanging everyone on the internet with surprise penis. this is what i believe cupid hanzo would have wanted for the world. and where were you when the skin was first leaked? do you remember having to pretend it didnt exist for like a week. that was insane. the most amazing perfect beautiful creation in the world and we all had to pretend we didn't just have our lives changed forever. and then the season trailer came out, and hanzo made a KISSY FACE he was KISSING US in his highlight intro. the main menu screen? iconic. the dumb little black shorts? iconic. the unnecessarily horny thigh high leather strap sandals? iconic. beating the skipped leg day allegations? iconic. the aura of cupid hanzo is unmatched. overwatch may live and die but cupid hanzo is forever. cupid hanzo changed my life. cupid hanzo cured my depression. cupid hanzo cured my anxiety. cupid hanzo cured my gastroesophagial reflux disorder. there is NOTHING that cupid hanzo CANNOT do. accept cupid hanzo into your life and you will feel the power of love consume you, much like his dragons, which should have been pink :/ but at least his ult gets special music for it. cupid hanzo is love. cupid hanzo is life.